BRO SAID
“WALKIES”

BRO MEANT LOW EARTH ORBIT.
THE MISSION IS QUESTIONABLE. THE BOY IS GOOD.
He was promised a walk.
Nobody mentioned the vacuum of space.

One button. One deeply confused dog.
Absolutely no aerospace qualifications.

HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
THE ORIGIN OF AN EXTREMELY BAD IDEA
Meet Max. A curly white dog with a world-class side-eye and no interest in your technical analysis.
The internet gave him a helmet. We gave him mission control. He would still prefer the blanket.
Space is silent.
The group chat isn't.

BRO MEANT LOW EARTH ORBIT.


An independent dog-in-space meme on Solana.